What? What…??

16 06 2009

it's a date

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Who’s your Daddy?

10 06 2009

I have a new celebrity crush: after watching this video on Bamboo Nation, I followed up the Youtube channel and now I have a crush on Vadim Newquist. Watching ‘Cherries’ disturbed me ever so slightly, partly because I am jealous as I’m not a short film maker. I am, however, a connoisseur of Aperol Sours.

I’m going to start pulling all my New York, short-film, performance art connections to get an introduction; that might take some time. But his myspace does list ‘London 1978’ as an interest – I AM London 1978; and he also rocks Prince ‘Purple Rain’ – I also love ‘Purple Rain’!

But that’s enough gushing, there are some cute gay men in my area for me to stalk today. I know we can never be together, but I like to imagine myself as the tragic heroine; unloved, unwanted, discarded with a mascara drizzled face. Broken high-heeled shoes, burned, abused, ripped stockings, split nails, sicked up Aperol Sours, face all pale. Liebst Du Travestie?

Traversing Travestie





More comments please

2 06 2009

Come on people, where are the comments? Must I pimp myself out for quick comment screw just to make myself look good? I think I need to start a ‘contact me’ page as well, just to see what messages I receive that way. Maybe you’re all just shy.

 

So to boost the hit ratings:

 

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

BILL KAULITZ IS HAWT

 

you make my London Bridge go down.

 

But many thanks to my last commenter, who is clearly impressed by my dedications to Hot Bill Kaulitz.





My kicks are now below the waistline

1 06 2009

I’ve lived in Germany a good few months now, and yet I’ve only just discovered my latest German celebrity crush! This is more evidence that I am slowly turning German.

 

It’s Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel, everyone!

 

Oh Bill, you make my London Bridge go down, down, down

Oh Bill, you make my London Bridge go down, down, down

 

It’s the anime features, the androgyny, the knowledge  he is probably way too young for me (but not that young). That PERFECT NOSE.

 

I’m loving the way the fans have made all sorts of Bill youtube dedications; montaging his gorgeous picture against a whole host of ill-matched songs. Yes, that’s ‘Lady Marmelade’, ‘London Brigdge’, ‘Sexy Back’ (yes!) and strangely ‘La Booooooomba’. OMG, I just saw video footage of the Kaulitz twins cuddling lion cubs – TOO CUTE TOO CUTE TOO CUTE TOO CUTE.